Thoughts Of Stupid Peepel

Happy Deepavali.

2008-10-29T14:01:00.004+08:00

Disclaimer: This post has no intention of offending anyone, any race, any religion or anything.

HAPPY DEEPAVALI

TO ALL MY INDIANS BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER.

AND BROTHERS WHO CELEBRATES DEEPAVALI AS WELL.

=)

A msn conversation months ago with my beloved indian friend Sutesh.

5ut3s# says:
i am here
5ut3s# says:
ur buddha
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
apa sal buddha saya begitu hitam ni..
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
babi ah.. =D
5ut3s# says:
sohai
5ut3s# says:
real buddha actually was black as fuck
5ut3s# says:
cause he was from india
5ut3s# says:
not china
5ut3s# says:
after centuries
5ut3s# says:
u ppl modify his image made him fairier
5ut3s# says:
so dont simply think buddha is yellow
5ut3s# says:
his actually BLACK
5ut3s# says:
dont mess
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
OMWTFBBQ..................................................................
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
i forgot that..
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
you even noe more about my religion..
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
you rock la brother..
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
i noe hindu, the god looks like elephant.. from jungle ah?
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
=.="
5ut3s# says:
no no
5ut3s# says:
actually normal head
5ut3s# says:
but then i dont know why the fuck
5ut3s# says:
got elephant

Buddha is black afterall. o.O!!

Thank you my Indian friend.

Because of your race.

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Unnecessary Censorship

2008-09-08T20:12:00.001+08:00

It has been far too long since anyone but our lifeless suts has posted anything in this blog. So, i thought why not post as well? Has anyone ever thought what it would be like to censor abosolutely normal words in certain phrases to make it sound like something else? Take for instance, censoring the a part of the phrase 'i brush my teeth everyday' to 'i **** my **** everyday". Makes life that much more interesting dunnit? I have had this idea of censoring certain parts of shows to make it sound hilarious before but never actually had the software or intelligence to do it. Since Jimmy Kimmel started showing on Astro, i saw it! Someone did it before me! So here is a 'short' clip of something we all like to call, unnecessary censorship. Enjoy

JIMMY KIMMEL ROCKS
CASE CLOSED
-DRYLL

A poem written by an African Shakespeare

2008-09-07T03:20:00.001+08:00

Good morning peepel!!It's your main man Sutu and its 2.52am and im super bored got nothing to do.Amanda Ang Hui Qian suggested me to update the blog since my other blogging buddies are "always" updating the blog.Anyways todays post is gonna be on how the African peepel write poems.Enjoy!!

Dear white fella,
Couple things you should know:

When I was born, I black
When I grow up, I black,
When I go in sun, I black
When I cold, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black,
And when I die, I still black.

You, white fella,
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey.

And you have the fucking nerve to call me colored?

-Sutu-

The Malaysian Politic Scene

2008-07-29T20:10:00.000+08:00

Malaysian Politics

A little boy goes to his dad, a Datuk and asks, 'What is Politics?'

The Datuk Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People. The Maid, we will consider her The Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him The Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Datuk Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Maid's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Maid.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his Datuk father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now,'

The Datuk father says, 'Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies. 'The Prime Minister is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep shit.'

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Well said!

-5utu-

Happy 21st to Giresh

2008-07-02T22:11:00.003+08:00

Sup peepels.Ampunkan patik kerana blog lama tidak di-updatekan.Blame Dixon!!!Today's post is gonna be about my good friend Giresh Das 21st birthday!!!We had a guest of honour who came all the way from Klang.Yang amat dihormati Jian Chong!Yeahh man without him party tak happening.HAHAHAHA.If you guys wanna know why wait wait watch the clip and you will clearly understand.He did a cover of Jahz Diciplez CANDY..and it was cherry popping!!And also Laid To Rest.HAHAHAHA.Enjoy enjoy!

Laid To Rest

Candy Song(Jahz)

Not only that he did a some beat boxing and that was like the icing on the cake!

And here are some pics of the bday boy!!

-Sutu-

China Peepel Vely the Plo in English

2008-06-06T17:55:00.005+08:00

BOOO peepel!!Its none other then your main man Preston from Bangbus!!Screw Preston who needs you when we got Sutu in the house!!!This past few weeks as you guys notice there has been alot of war of words thanks to the brilliant fantastic awesome appearance thanks to Getafuckinglifesutu a.k.a Rohit Rampal and LOL!!! a.k.a JoeSepetWern a.k.a Buffy the Myvi Slayer.Made this blog turn to Fight Night round 3!!Anyway to bring the laughs back to our readers this is a mail forwarded to me non-other by the larger than life Darryl Shawn Miranda.It looks like before China host the coming Olympics they should go for some English tuition to improve their England cause its not powderful enough!Browse through the pictures and you will know why.

Special entrances for Whores.Nice.I like!

Yeah I am going to be offering you the seating if I understanding what u meaning!

Looks like China peepel know where peepel like to die and have put graffiti boards to prevent more cases from happening.Well Done!Belanja you pork rice after this Wowwww Starbutts!Wonder whose stars butts we can get
Fucking lovely indeed!What is lovely?Fucking or the things inside??

You cant touch yourself but they can touch you!China peepel vely ham sap!!

HAHA this is what the Malaysian government should do instead of increasing the oil prices.Fine them bitches who abuse plastic and others!

-Sutu-

I am Your sushi!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-06-01T13:28:00.003+08:00

Wazaaaaa people this is nox your Mr.notsofunnyfellow, i got you guyz a jap version of an action from star wars

Whoaaaaaaa suzuki mitsubishi sanyooooo

and to top the sushi with some wasabi

Just wanna give a shoutout to an awesome friend of mine nishi all the way from melbourne
Happy BIrthday Ni !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Nox

Jihad High School Musical

2008-06-01T02:29:00.002+08:00

Wassup peepel! Im aaron and this will be my first post and its the first musical video in the blog. So sit back and relax and don't forget to put a beard down to your navel. ENJOY!!

-Aajale s/o muthusamy karupiah-

Is Your Turban Dirty??

2008-05-30T10:52:00.004+08:00

Hello kawan kawan sekalian!Its none other then me Sutu aka Suts in the boots.Well today its not gonna be a video clip but an audio clip.Okok back to the topic,this Deejay's from TurbanFm decided to make an order but it doesn't look he made an order to me.You peepel just sit back and watch.

And a HAPPY BIRTHDAY shoutout to my buddy Calvin Prabhoo Krishnan!!Bro today i shall spend you some White style waxing for that hairy legs of yours.Love yea bro!

Appu must be wondering whats for lunch.Some parpu curry's cooking bro!

Latest Technology Discovered for Waxing

2008-05-29T10:23:00.002+08:00

Whatsup chics with dicks and chics!!Its your main man Sutu and today I've decided to show you peepel about the latest butt waxing technology that the brilliant Whites and Middle Eastern have discovered.We can assume that normally technology makes life easier but in this case you peepel just sit back and watch how this is done.And not only that if your ass is hairy like an oversized gorilla i think you can try out the Middle-Eastern method.

First up are the brilliant Whites

Middle-Easterners always trying to do better than the Whites

Please don't try this at home or whatsoever!

-Sutu-

The V word

2008-05-28T00:11:00.009+08:00

Alright Retards!!! The word today is Ventriliquist and if this word is too big for you well its basically a stand up comedy where comedians use puppets and tell jokes..I recently came across this ang mo fella who i personally think is funny and talented and he is non other than MR.Jeff Dunham.. So sit back be a retard and watch the video cause it might just put a smile on your face * Wink..Enjoy !!!!!!!!!! = D

-hahaha shes aging like milk

-Is it good for you ahhhh i cant remember *who are youuuuuuu???

-You are here

Hehe theres more than that but hes good right..C ill never get you wrong.. heres another one its Jeff and achmed the terrorist

I KIll YOU

hehe hope you enjoyed that peepz

-Nox

Ang Mohs

2008-05-27T22:03:00.003+08:00

What is an ang moh? As according to the hokkien world dikshonary, an ang moh means red "bulu". That is the direct translation. Ang=red moh=bulus. But since we chinese peepel do not like white peepel so much for stealing our inventions like paper, fireworks, compass, and hairy women, we call them red bulus. Ang mohs are quite stupid, no, correction, VERY STUPID. Why eat with sharp objects like a knife or fork when you can eat with two simple long thin wooden sticks? Damn dangerous,right! Also, these ang mohs, they like to laugh at our eyes because we have small eyes. But i tell you, i have a friend who has small eyes but can see things from far away that no normal human chinese can see one. So these red bulus like to insult us every the time. But now, i have proof that they are fucking stupid also. Please watch, and try not to laugh too hard yeah

The funny thing is, after that, can say Oh god summore. Maybe he's thinkin how stupid he can be. Stupid peepel, i tell you.

CASE CLOSED
-DRYLL-

How Indian People Write Love Letters

2008-05-27T12:04:00.003+08:00

Before i show you how its done,let me introduce myself.I am Sutesh a.k.a Sutu,the list goes on and on,and on.Well if you folks ever wonder how Indian people write love letters this is how its done.A friend of mine Ramachandran showed me how its done.

DEAREST CHEEWTY PUSHPALATHA,

I, RAMACHANDRAN S/O PARAVAI MUNIAMMA D/O KANDASAMY NAIKAR HAVE A
CONPESHION TO MAKE. I LUW U DA CHELLAM. HOW MUCH U ASK ME? WELL THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MUCH AMNI.

I HAVE MANY AUTOGRAPHS MEMORY WITH ME,JUST LIKE CHERAN IN 'AUTO GRAPH'.
FIRST, AISHA ABIRAMI,
THEN TAMIL FATIMAH,
3RD, JOYCE PAPAMMA,
FOURTH SLYVIA SWAMINATHAN TAN......

THE LIST IS LONG AS PENANG BRIDGE, BUT STILL I LIKE U DA CHELLAM.

U KNOW,YOUR FACE IS SO BUTIFUL.AISHWARYA RAI CRY EVERYDAY SEE UR FACE AMNI.
EVERYDAY I THANK GOD FOR MAKING VICCO TURMERIC AYURVEDIC CREAM, BECAUSE
WITHOUT THAT, YOU WOULD NOT HAVE THAT LOVELY SCENT OF SANDLEWOOD OR THAT
LOVELY APPOM BALIK KIND OF COMPLEXION.

YOU ARE SUCH A DELICIOUS SPECIMIN OF A WOMAN. YOUR LIPS ARE NICE SE,COLOUR
LIKE PINK GUAVA, TASTE LIKE SWEET JILEBI.I GET DIABETES LOOKING AT IT U
KNOW, EH EH EH .SO WHAT AMNI, NO WORRY...U ARE MY INSULIN WHAT.

SOMETIMES I VANT TO BITE OFF YOUR NOSE BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF A
SCRUMPTIOUS LOOKING AMRISH PURI.SMELLING YOUR HAIR REMINDS OF THE DAYS
VHEN I WAS BACK IN PENANG AND MY MOTHER USED CHASE ME AROUND CINA KAMPONG
SHOUTING "DEI ODATE NILLE!" TO RUB COCONUT OIL IN MY HAIR WHERE AFTER THAT
RUBBING SESSION 1/2 KG OF MY HAIR WILL BE IN HER HAND.

VOULD YOU LIKE TO FROLICK VITH ME IN THE MEADOWS? I VILL LET YOU BE KAJOL
IF YOU VILL LET ME BE SHAH RUKH. PLS PLS.

WE CAN DANCE AND IF IT RAINS, IT VILL BE EVEN BETTER BECAUSE I CAN PLAY
PIANO IN THE AIR JUST LIKE SHAH RUKH IN KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI. U CAN PLAY
VEENAI OR MANDOLIN IN AIR TOO. UR WISH AMNI.

SOMETIMES I IMAGINE THAT WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE WILL BE LIKE KLANG VALLEY
WITHOUT ELECTRICAL SUPPLY. YOU ARE MY HYDRO ELECTRIC DAM, BUT YOUR FATHER
IS LIKE LOUSY TNB, ALWAYS DICONNECTING ME FROM YOU. PUT FIRE IN HIS HEAD
(SUBTITLE: TALELE THEEYE VEIKE!)

I LUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU WERY WERY MUCH DA CHELLAM.

DON'T EWER PORGET. .THAT
YOU ARE MY LITTLE SAMOSA AND I AM YOUR CHUTNEY.
YOU ARE MY CHICKEN CURRY AND I AM YOUR NAN.
YOU ARE MY IDLI AND I AM YOUR SAMBAR.
YOU ARE MY PIZZA & I AM THE CHEESE ON IT......

PLEASE ACCEPT THIS AS A STATEMENT OF MY UNDYING LUW BECAUSE I AM STILL ALIVE.

YOURS SINCERELY,
RAMACHANDRAN S/O PARAVAI MUNIAMMA D/O KANDASAMY NAIKAR
7G,RAINBOW KAMPUNG.

FOR U POREVER AND POREVER AND EVER......

know you have an idea??
-Sutu-

Flatulence Inhalation

2008-05-26T17:39:00.004+08:00

Alright peepel, if the last post by my fellow joker is not funny, please go get a refund from him for wasting your:-

1. Electric bill
2. Internet bill (even though its broadband, CLAIM NI!)
3. Your time
4. Your reading effort

OKAY, let us move on. This is from a post i once had in my old blog. Have you guys ever wondered right. What is fart exactly? Is it air that comes from breathing? Or does god think its funny to pump us at night when we're asleep? No, according to my research (yes i made research on fart), fart is actually a combination of gasses (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus (nice way of saying asshole la). I am sure everyone has farted at least 10000 times in their life, if you dont, you're just a liar.

Do you think the one on top musta farted??

See, even the president of the most powerful country in the world farts

Alright, so yeah. Has anyone of you ever thought that when someone near you farts, someone will always ask 'who farted?'. After that, everyone else will want to make sure that there actually is fart by SMELLING THE AIR. This theory proves that PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE TO SMELL FART. I know it is morally, ethically and in every other way, wrong, but you cannot escape the facts that i have layed down.

Ponder this too, this air you are smelling is actually coming out of someone else's a-hole. That means at least 10000 times in your life, you have breathed in air that has come from the dark caves of man. The air of which has been so sacred and is laced with the wonderful aroma of death.

Next time you guys hear someone going "Oh,god someone farted" or if u hear a mental alarm that is triggered by ur smell sense, please do the following

1. Cover your nose by pinching it
2. Hit your friend really hard in the shoulder so he/she thinks twice about farting again
3. Run the hell away
4. Light a lighter so the mofo's a-hole gets burnt

CASE CLOSED

-DRYLL-

COCKIES

2008-05-26T01:24:00.008+08:00

Once upon a time in kanina land there was a boy who loves to walk the bush..it wasnt just any bush,it was the bush of the lebat bush..As he was walking going through every pubic he wondered kanina i dont like your face!!!! Then came a tought why is our cookie so lame?? cant we have cookies that are not so boring like the cookies go sometimes round sometimes not so round sometimes people think their a joker and put dots on the cookie..Cant we have cookies that brighten our lives with its shape and size that gives us an orgasmic burst after every bite and after every crumble?? Cant we have famous anus

a cookie of the 21st century

courtesy of Mr.alex

Very NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

There you go aint it better

............................................................................-NoxyFoxy

Taking Its Virginity

2008-05-25T14:13:00.001+08:00

Welcome fellow losers, I am Daryl. This blog is based on complete randomness and total stupidity from the likes of me (Dryll), Dixon Wong (Noxid), Aaron J. Lee (Ajale), Sutesh a/l something and of course, there will be some guest appearances. The whole idea of this blog came by when Dixon decided to write a blog about his stories of him going into a forest for no absolute reason and buying ice cream or something. As you can see, our minds are quite simple and slightly spastic, which often borders upon comical. That is why we have decided on this super pointless blog, to let other people laugh at our stupidity. Also, this will be the centrepoint for insults of our friend, Joe, who suffers mild problems (sorry Joe, we still love you though). Pictures will be posted as well. All readers have to do is sit back and relax and please keep your hands out of your pants, its not THAT kinda blog/website.

So, please come by every once in awhile and tell your friends, because, when you smile, the world smiles with you!

PS. The gay layout is intentional and it is meant to make people laugh summore

-DRYLL-