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Happy Deepavali.
Disclaimer: This post has no intention of offending anyone, any race, any religion or anything.HAPPY DEEPAVALI
TO ALL MY INDIANS BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER.
AND BROTHERS WHO CELEBRATES DEEPAVALI AS WELL.
=)
A msn conversation months ago with my beloved indian friend Sutesh.
5ut3s# says:
i am here
5ut3s# says:
ur buddha
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
apa sal buddha saya begitu hitam ni..
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
babi ah.. =D
5ut3s# says:
sohai
5ut3s# says:
real buddha actually was black as fuck
5ut3s# says:
cause he was from india
5ut3s# says:
not china
5ut3s# says:
after centuries
5ut3s# says:
u ppl modify his image made him fairier
5ut3s# says:
so dont simply think buddha is yellow
5ut3s# says:
his actually BLACK
5ut3s# says:
dont mess
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
OMWTFBBQ..................................................................
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
i forgot that..
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
you even noe more about my religion..
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
you rock la brother..
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
i noe hindu, the god looks like elephant.. from jungle ah?
| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:
=.="
5ut3s# says:
no no
5ut3s# says:
actually normal head
5ut3s# says:
but then i dont know why the fuck
5ut3s# says:
got elephant
Buddha is black afterall. o.O!!
Thank you my Indian friend.
Because of your race.
We have more public holiday! click here for more nonsense
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Unnecessary Censorship
It has been far too long since anyone but our lifeless suts has posted anything in this blog. So, i thought why not post as well? Has anyone ever thought what it would be like to censor abosolutely normal words in certain phrases to make it sound like something else? Take for instance, censoring the a part of the phrase 'i brush my teeth everyday' to 'i **** my **** everyday". Makes life that much more interesting dunnit? I have had this idea of censoring certain parts of shows to make it sound hilarious before but never actually had the software or intelligence to do it. Since Jimmy Kimmel started showing on Astro, i saw it! Someone did it before me! So here is a 'short' clip of something we all like to call, unnecessary censorship. EnjoyJIMMY KIMMEL ROCKS
CASE CLOSED
-DRYLL
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A poem written by an African Shakespeare
Good morning peepel!!It's your main man Sutu and its 2.52am and im super bored got nothing to do.Amanda Ang Hui Qian suggested me to update the blog since my other blogging buddies are "always" updating the blog.Anyways todays post is gonna be on how the African peepel write poems.Enjoy!! Dear white fella,
Couple things you should know:
When I was born, I black
When I grow up, I black,
When I go in sun, I black
When I cold, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black,
And when I die, I still black.
You, white fella,
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey.
And you have the fucking nerve to call me colored?
-Sutu-
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The Malaysian Politic Scene
Malaysian Politics
A little boy goes to his dad, a Datuk and asks, 'What is Politics?'
The Datuk Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People. The Maid, we will consider her The Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him The Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Datuk Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Maid's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Maid.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his Datuk father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now,'
The Datuk father says, 'Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies. 'The Prime Minister is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep shit.'
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Well said!
-5utu-
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Happy 21st to Giresh
Sup peepels.Ampunkan patik kerana blog lama tidak di-updatekan.Blame Dixon!!!Today's post is gonna be about my good friend Giresh Das 21st birthday!!!We had a guest of honour who came all the way from Klang.Yang amat dihormati Jian Chong!Yeahh man without him party tak happening.HAHAHAHA.If you guys wanna know why wait wait watch the clip and you will clearly understand.He did a cover of Jahz Diciplez CANDY..and it was cherry popping!!And also Laid To Rest.HAHAHAHA.Enjoy enjoy!
Laid To Rest
Candy Song(Jahz)
Not only that he did a some beat boxing and that was like the icing on the cake!
And here are some pics of the bday boy!!
-Sutu-
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China Peepel Vely the Plo in English
BOOO peepel!!Its none other then your main man Preston from Bangbus!!Screw Preston who needs you when we got Sutu in the house!!!This past few weeks as you guys notice there has been alot of war of words thanks to the brilliant fantastic awesome appearance thanks to Getafuckinglifesutu a.k.a Rohit Rampal and LOL!!! a.k.a JoeSepetWern a.k.a Buffy the Myvi Slayer.Made this blog turn to Fight Night round 3!!Anyway to bring the laughs back to our readers this is a mail forwarded to me non-other by the larger than life Darryl Shawn Miranda.It looks like before China host the coming Olympics they should go for some English tuition to improve their England cause its not powderful enough!Browse through the pictures and you will know why.
Special entrances for Whores.Nice.I like!
Yeah I am going to be offering you the seating if I understanding what u meaning!
Looks like China peepel know where peepel like to die and have put graffiti boards to prevent more cases from happening.Well Done!Belanja you pork rice after this
Wowwww Starbutts!Wonder whose stars butts we can get
Fucking lovely indeed!What is lovely?Fucking or the things inside??
You cant touch yourself but they can touch you!China peepel vely ham sap!!
HAHA this is what the Malaysian government should do instead of increasing the oil prices.Fine them bitches who abuse plastic and others!
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I am Your sushi!!!!!!!!!!!
Wazaaaaa people this is nox your Mr.notsofunnyfellow, i got you guyz a jap version of an action from star warsWhoaaaaaaa suzuki mitsubishi sanyooooo
and to top the sushi with some wasabi
Just wanna give a shoutout to an awesome friend of mine nishi all the way from melbourne
Happy BIrthday Ni !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Nox
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Jihad High School Musical
Wassup peepel! Im aaron and this will be my first post and its the first musical video in the blog. So sit back and relax and don't forget to put a beard down to your navel. ENJOY!!-Aajale s/o muthusamy karupiah-
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Is Your Turban Dirty??
Hello kawan kawan sekalian!Its none other then me Sutu aka Suts in the boots.Well today its not gonna be a video clip but an audio clip.Okok back to the topic,this Deejay's from TurbanFm decided to make an order but it doesn't look he made an order to me.You peepel just sit back and watch.Latest Technology Discovered for Waxing
Whatsup chics with dicks and chics!!Its your main man Sutu and today I've decided to show you peepel about the latest butt waxing technology that the brilliant Whites and Middle Eastern have discovered.We can assume that normally technology makes life easier but in this case you peepel just sit back and watch how this is done.And not only that if your ass is hairy like an oversized gorilla i think you can try out the Middle-Eastern method.First up are the brilliant Whites
Middle-Easterners always trying to do better than the Whites
Please don't try this at home or whatsoever!
-Sutu-
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The V word
Alright Retards!!! The word today is Ventriliquist and if this word is too big for you well its basically a stand up comedy where comedians use puppets and tell jokes..I recently came across this ang mo fella who i personally think is funny and talented and he is non other than MR.Jeff Dunham.. So sit back be a retard and watch the video cause it might just put a smile on your face * Wink..Enjoy !!!!!!!!!! = D
-hahaha shes aging like milk
-Is it good for you ahhhh i cant remember *who are youuuuuuu???
-You are here
Hehe theres more than that but hes good right..C ill never get you wrong.. heres another one its Jeff and achmed the terrorist
I KIll YOU
hehe hope you enjoyed that peepz
-Nox
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